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#JuriTweet [04.25] All Abeshi tweets today are nonfiction
Kazuki: Please tell me something that you don’t like about me!
Aoi: Your personality, I think.
Kazuki: What! Can we cut that out please (lol)! Please tell me something that you like about me!
Aoi: Honestly speaking, I don’t really like you.
Kazuki: For sure, please cut that out!
PSP 1800 Vol.20 – Kazuki (SCREW) × Aoi (the GazettE) talk Part 1
Kazuki, who is overwhelmed talking to his senior…
-- First of all, this is how it works. This is a project where you talk freely about anything for 30 minutes.
Aoi: Can I also not talk about anything?
--That depends on Kazuki’s skill (laughs)
Kazuki: Seriously?! Uh, Aoi-san, please… Please talk! (appeals)
Aoi: Ehh… don’t get your hopes up.
Kazuki: Well, first of all, is it ok if I give the explanation regarding these glasses?
Aoi: … … …sure.
Kazuki: I can assuredly say that sitting from here is the host’s battle but, the person who hosts the fight, there is a rule that they must wear glasses! (note: there isn’t really)
Aoi: Who decided that?
Kazuki: Uh… Keiyuu-san decided that from last time.
Aoi: Heh. It seems it ends after you?
Kazuki: Ah-yes! It ends. It has been decided that it ends!
Aoi: Yeah it has.
Kazuki: Ah-yes! Uhhh. Well, let’s get on with the talk. Even though Aoi-san is private, we’re able to get along well.
Aoi: That’s not true. (flatly)
Kazuki: Ah ok… you’re right. That’s how it is, isn’t it. Yes. It is, it is.
--Keep trying!! Kazuki!
Kazuki: Um, Aoi-san~ Would you excuse me for a bit? I have some questions.
Aoi: Don’t wanna.
Kazuki: Yeah… That’s how it is. You don’t want to, right. That’s what I thought too.
--No, you guys haven’t even said anything yet! (laughs). Hey! You promised Keiyuu didn’t you? GO!!
Kazuki: I did, didn’t I. (Kazuki, who is stuck in a dilemma starts sweating) Aoi-san~! Um, excuse me!
Aoi: I’m going home.
Kazuki: No! Please wait a minute! This mission is impossible after all!
--But it was a man to man promise, wasn’t it!
Kazuki: Ah that’s right~ Aoi-san! Uhh..
Kazuki: Excuse me! (Gets self-important and arrogant)
Aoi: What the hell are you doing?
--Ahahaha. The mission Keiyuu gave was that at the time that Aoi-kun is invited to this interview, in a self-important arrogant manner, say “You often come here, don’t you.” (laughs)
Aoi: I’m going home.
Kazuki: Ahhhh~Aoi-san! Please wait! Um, is one more question ok? It's a bit sudden but, what's your favourite food?
Aoi: Not anything in particular really.
Kazuki: What's your favourite drink?
Aoi: Eh, pretty much anything.
Kazuki: On the other hand, what's a food you don't like?
Aoi: Probably you Kazuki.
Kazuki: Ahh that’s right… I’m sorry! (apologises)
--Kazuki was a food?!
Kazuki: I’m a food! There isn’t a mistake! If that’s what Aoi-san says, I’m a food! Umm, it’s difficult to do this in the style of 1 question, 1 answer. Is it ok if we end it here?
--At a mere 3 questions?!
Kazuki: I’m so sorry. Please forgive me!
Aoi: I’m going home.
Kazuki: Please wait a minute! I’ll do it properly from here on out! Um, excuse me but is it alright if I take off my jacket? I’m sorry!
--Ahahaha. You’re drenched in sweat (laughs)
Aoi: What’s the matter with you?
Kazuki: I’m sorry. I’m so tense that my mouth isn’t able to function properly. (wry smile) Firstly, thank you for accepting my invite for this talk today!
Kazuki: Uhh, it’s pretty hot today isn’t it. No~ We were able to accept this kind of interview, and we don’t have many chances like this at all so I think we should ask each other various things to our heart’s content.
Kazuki: Yeah. Not being able to host properly really makes for a painful conversation, doesn’t it. That’s right isn’t it~ I’m the host and that’s what I think so too.
Kazuki: Um, when are you moving house?
Aoi: I’m not.
Kazuki: Ah, is that so. You’re not moving house after all.
Aoi: But lately, I’ve installed a toilet with bidet functions.
Kazuki: Seriously?! Isn’t that something totally amazing! That’s seriously awesome!
Aoi: It’s not either, really.
Kazuki: Ahh that’s right… that’s right.
--Which is it?!
Kazuki: That’s right
--Like I said! (laughs)
Kazuki: No, it’s just that he’s always so private, even at times when we’re eating or when I have the privilege of going somewhere together with him. He’s really nice, always worries about me that I can talk to him about so many things.
Aoi: Hey, who are you supposed to be talking to? (laughs)
Kazuki: Ah, I’m sorry. It’s just that for a bit, I felt like it was the right atmosphere to talk about it (laughs)
Aoi: Have you been busy lately?
Kazuki: I have been. Thank you for asking if I’ve been busy! Ah, this ring! I’ve been carefully using it since I received it!
--Did he give it to you?
Kazuki: Yes! On my birthday.
--How nice~ It’s a bit unexpected isn’t it, he’s like this now but he’s actually really nice, Aoi-kun.
Kazuki: Hey! What do you mean by him being like this now?!
--You senior taking care of you seems really nice, doesn’t it
Kazuki: Aoi-san is nice to the point that he’s too nice!
Aoi: That’s right. I’m actually nice. From my appearance, I look nice and doesn’t taking care of someone also look good too? Yeah?
Kazuki: … … … …Ah-yes!
Aoi: Aaah I'm in a bad mood. Maybe I should go home.
Kazuki: No no no no no! Please wait! I really love you!
--A sudden confession hey (laughs)!
Kazuki: No, it’s just, honestly, in the earlier days I used to be so scared. It’s because I used to think he would definitely not let anyone get close to him. But, as I got to get to know Aoi-san a lot better, I’ve completely come to the point where I already like him so much that I don’t want to be separated from him! I love him! He’s so logical, it’s seriously cool.
Aoi: Like I said, who are you supposed to be talking to? (laughs) Fans are going to read this conversation aren’t they? Make it more interesting!
Kazuki: Ah, that’s right. Alright. I wanted to talk about equipment, but that’s no good, is it?
Aoi: No, it’s not. That wouldn’t be interesting to fans, would it. Think of a more interesting talk to give.
Kazuki: You’re right. I want to talk about your private life but… isn’t that intrusive?
Aoi: Well you know. I have my public image too you know.
Kazuki: Ahh, you’re right about that.
--Kazuki, to draw that out of him is your role. The Aoi-kun that Kazuki doesn’t know, if you are able to discover that here, you’ll be admired. That’s the role that you have today Kazuki.
Kazuki: That’s true. (Kazuki tries to meet Aoi’s gaze). As I thought, when we’re talking about Aoi, even his car is cool. Ja- Jaguwar. Did I say it right? This thing.
Aoi: It’s ok. It’s not Jaguwar though (laughs). It’s Jaguar. Were you trying not to say it like guava?
Kazuki: That’s right! Jaguar! You know that Jaguar, he’s actually let me drive it a few times.
--Has he really?
Kazuki: Yeah, he has. I haven’t had been in a luxury car like that before so I didn’t know that the mirror was put away. When I entered the freeway, I realized that I had forgotten to attach the mirror! At that time, I was really in a hurry. I’m really, truly sorry!
Aoi: Well~ at that time, it looked like I thought that this guy was an idiot~ (laughs)
Note: In this interview, Aoi uses 'omae' and 'koitsu' when addressing Kazuki a lot, which is used between good friends (or alternatively, when you're trying to be insulting to someone but that isn't the cast here). Also, I translate to get the meaning and vibe across as accurately as possible in English rather than being completely literal. I'll get around to doing the second page tomorrow~